I took some of my favorite moments from the new SPG video and made them into GIFs. Enjoy!
This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.
Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.
Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.
If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me
I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.
The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.
So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.
but you guys in the first gif the cat is s o grumpy omg
He may be a star on SNL now, but this was Taran Killam 10 years ago.
↳The DCOM Stuck in the Suburbs (2004) turns 10 this year
Here’s an example of why pregnancy is such a finicky condition, even for people who have been through the whole ordeal.
I am 2 weeks late for my period. I’m under a lot of stress, so I didn’t notice it right away (my flow isn’t super regular, but generally will start between the 16th and 20th) until my boyfriend mentioned it was a week late. I have been having cramping, so I thought it was just later than I have been. I used to have super irregular periods.
Anywhoo, earlier this week, to stave off my worries, I decided to take two pregnancy tests. I thought I messed up on the first one, because the dye was runny and weird. The second one was the same way, but I let it sit for a little while (over the recommended 10 minutes) and it was negative.
Well, yesterday I picked up another box, since my period still hasn’t started. I took one at 2 AM (because I really had to pee and I thought it was later in the morning) and it did the runny dye shit again. I waited 2 to 5 minutes, it looked negative, I went back to bed. Then, my boyfriend got up 5 hours later and it looked positive. No hint of the runny dye crap as before. Confused, I took the second test. It did the runny dye thing, again. The pictures above are about 5 to 10 minutes after I peed on the second stick (the lower one where there’s two; it’s by itself in the third one) and it still looks like the pregnancy window has a horizontal line with runny dye.
The other tests are already too old to see if they changed to positive.
This has completely confused me. I’ll probably have to buy one of the more expensive pregnancy tests, because these are generic store brand pee-sticks.
This is pretty unexpected, because I haven’t been having a lot of sex lately and haven’t had sex without condoms or some form of birth control since my abortion last year. Abortion is expensive and emotionally taxing (for me); I was extra careful to make sure it didn’t have to happen again, but it looks like I might be getting another.
Edit: An hour later and the pregnancy test is still being jacked up.
honestly…. you probably shouldn’t have another abortion.
I didn’t ask for opinions. I f I get another abortion, I get another abortion.
You should honestly probably consider your other options.
You should honestly consider the fact that you do not know me.
Adoption, for one.
Nope. Don’t have the finances or emotional ability to be pregnant or give a baby up to adoption. lus, there are enough kids in adoption agencies.
I’m normally extremely open when it comes to people having abortions simply because I know how hard that choice is, but from what I’ve gathered you weren’t paying attention and got careless.
I am 24-years-old. I am a stay-at-home mother to my biolgocial toddler and my boyfriend’s 9 year old. I am depressed and I have social anxiety. I am currently trying to do work as a freelance writer. OH, and I probably won’ have my car for much longer, because my toddler’s bio-daddy is getting out of prison and now wants it back (despite the fact it was payment for taking care of our child without him, since he wasn’t able to pay child support) or wants me to pay for it, which isn’t happening with our bills and rent.
And, FYI, didn’t notice because I was planning my daughter’s 3rd birthday, the first one I had to plan without her grandmother taking the reins. Being socially anxious, this was on my mind. A lot.
I hope your not pregnant because that would be very sad. You don’t need to go around killing under-developed embryos because you made a mistake.
No fetus is worth more than me, my children, our home, my family. Piss off with your guilt trip.
One abortion, fine. Two abortions due to health conditions is even okay. But Two abortions because you are more than likely a reckless fuck is ridiculous. I have no sympathy for people like you.
Boom. There’s the truth. You value a fetus above a sentient person and their family. Good to know.
There is no reason you should be granted another abortion.
Oh, I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware I had to ask you or anyone else what I could do with my body!
They should make you carry out the pregnancy and have to look that baby in the eyes.
Forced pregnancy. Damn. Again, fuck you.
Abortion is not a method of birth control that should be used casually.
Technically, it is a method of birth control, because it prevents birth.
It hurts other people too you know. There is a whole website dedicated to women who have had abortions that need help because they are suffering from PASS.
PASS isn’t recognized by any medical organization. It’s pro-life bullshit. People do regret their abortions and that’s fine. They need support.
There are people who don’t regret their abortions, too.
Then for someone who is on that website [yes me] to get on another social media website and see crap like this only makes it harder. You should stop having sex since you’re obviously careless when it comes to protection and oblivious when it comes to the fact that if you are pregnant that is a LIVING THING you are killing.
Does this mean I’m not allowed to take antibiotics, because it kills bacteria? Or eat meat, because it kills animals?
Fetuses are not sentient. Getting an abortion simply ends their existence. They do not suffer.
I’m pro-choice but you can only go so far with that. After you’ve had the choice once and used it that get out of jail free card is gone. Now you should have to live with the decisions you made when you decided to spread your legs.
Take your abortion stigma and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.
My consent to sex, with my boyfriend who I live with, is not consent to carry any pregnancy. Just because we’re poor doesn’t mean I should be forced to have another baby or be forced into celibacy. Precautions were taken and, even if they weren’t, I still have a right to choices about my own body.
Fuck you and fuck your forced pregnancy ideology. People should not be forced through pregnancy, they should choose it willingly. Since I am not in a position to have another child, guess what would be my choice? HINT: I DID IT LAST YEAR AND I’M NOT ASHAMED.
Sorry you had to deal with this douchecanoe, protego-et-servio.
This person is clearly not pro-choice, pro-choice does not have a but after it. Not to mention anyone playing pro-lifer bingo probably hit black out with this one.
Ditto with that^
Ah yes, the classic “I’m pro-choice but…” scenario. Gotta love it. Sorry you had to deal with this massive asshat. <3
Am I the only one genuinely worried about the pregnancy test? Because until that person showed up with unsolicited opinions I was hoping this comment thread would end with an explanation for why it happened and what that might mean encase it happens to me or someone who trusts me enough to ask me about it
Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.
A little while back, I did an AMA (ask me anything) on Reddit. I ended up getting a lot of hilarious flak about ‘Call Me Maybe,’ which inspired me to write a list of instructions on how to create a huge pop song. I basically went on to write lyrics that explain step by step exactly what’s happening in the music at that moment. It’s meant to illustrate how big artists do their thing, like a magician revealing his secrets to an audience. It definitely pokes a lot of fun but it’s also meant as a tip of the hat to those artists. Above all, it’s very me - clever, silly and sassy to the core.
140. Pop 101 (Barely feat. Anami Vice) - Marianas Trench
one huge complaint about last week’s teen wolf: are they seriously trying to have another jackson and danny
every black guy in an action movie written by white guys: now that’s what i’m talking about
*will smith voice* Wooooo!!! HEEEYYYLLL YEAH!!
'Just because I got an Emmy nomination doesn't mean the lives of trans people aren't in peril every day.'
— Laverne Cox (via angerisbeautiful-79)
cuz we KNOW there’s gonna be waaaay too many people patting themselves on the back saying “ok the trans issue is solved we did a good job” because laverne cox got nominated like NOOOOO there are still are still trans people that need to be supported listened to loved and defended. there is still a culture of transphobia and transmisogyny that needs to be dismantled. work to be done. (via wocinsolidarity)
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